From Jacques Demers, Lightning coach, after I asked if he had received my faxes regarding prospect Corey Spring's stats: "What are you, his mudda?"
From numerous people who have seen photos of me and various of my favorite players: "Is that your son?"
From numerous people who have no qualms about asking questions like this: "Are you REALLY blonde?"
And the latest all time stupid question I've been asked: "So...how about the Lightning, eh?"
I am sure there will be more to come!